The Sexy Jesus Rave Is Still Happening on Midnight, Easter Sunday
🌸 FRI, APR 3, 2026 @ 5:30 PM PST
🐟 PUBLISHED FROM SEATTLE, USA
🤡 WRITTEN BY CHASE BURNS “UH OH” BRODERICK
My dear colleague, @bluehorsegrandmother, sent me an urgent email this afternoon wondering if I was still coming to Portland tomorrow (Sat, Apri 4, 2026).
I am. I just don’t have an Instagram anymore.
I will perform two (2) numbers right around the stroke of Easter, the day Jesus allegedly did things.
Hi hi. (Other things I’m reading today.)
